Jindal's GOP

Why Can"t Republicans?(to the tune of "Why Can"t the English?" from "My Fair Lady")Why can"t Republicans help folks like you and me?It"s hard to find a heartbeatInside the GOP.They act like Hoover did in 1933.They won"t help the folks like me!The economic indices are uniformly fallingBut the GOP in Congress thinks the answer lies in stalling.People should mobilize from Maine to WaikikiTo wipe out the GOP.Why can"t Republicans help folks like you and me?With no votes in the House,In the Senate only three.Rush Limbaugh dittoheads control the RNC,They won"t help the folks like me!.The wealthy got big tax cuts from George Bush and all his croniesSupporting vital industries like yachts and polo ponies.Now the economy is falling like a rockThey say we should blame Barack.Why can"t Republicans help folks like you and me?It"s hard to find a heartbeatInside the GOP.They act like Hoover did in 1933.They won"t help the folks like me!